doughgoong:

writing-prompt-s:

Describe the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen, in three words.

just like bart

clownsuggest:

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

curseworm:

im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution

closet-keys:

onlygodswearredleather:

postmarxed:

an-actual-stone:

What if the moon landing didn’t happen it just grew a flag like that.

Neil Armstrong was just already there

The moon landing faked itself

cheruib:

star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

rathernoon:

gender: bastard

fuckshitavenue:

flannelsandjeans:

flannelsandjeans:

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

paigeissaballa:

motelmachines:

play-doh-slut:

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

WHAT WHY IS THIS ACCURATE WAIT

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

plasmalogical:

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

thecolorofafandom:

hellhoundearring:

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad